All of these words are slang, and might be interperated differently by different people. This list may only apply to me, and the school I go to. If you have a word you would like to add to this page, e-mail me!

A
Ah! Eat it:	Derp, I have beaten (or scored on) you!
B
Bad:	Can mean "cool."
Beast:	Cool beyond belief (ei: "I'm a Beast!").
Beastliest:	Cooler than a beast (ei: "It's the Beastliest!").
Buttpirate:	See "Fruit."
C
Cheesecake:	Passing gas in someone's general vacinity (ei: Derp, you've been officially cheesecaked).
Cut Down:	The action of making fun of, or "putting down."
D
Dingleberry:	A very little ball of feces.
Derp:	Haha! You're Stupid!
Deuce:	Poop (In addition to the meanings in Webster).
Don't Go Postal:	Please don't become disgruntled
E
F
Five Seconds:	If you make a joke (or comment), and people wait 5 seconds to laugh, they are laughing at you, and NOT the joke (or comment).
Fruit:	Can mean homosexual, or stupid. It is at the discression of the user. I use the latter.
Fruitcake:	See "Fruit."
Fruitstand:	A place where fruits hang out (ei: Key West).
G
H
Hook me up:	Please give me one of those.
Hooptie:	A possesion that is crappy, and usually old.
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M
He pulled a Matt:	What a fruit, he didn't finish his project!
Mer:	See "Derp."
N
Nappy:	Nasty.
O
Oh Balls:	Oh my goodness!
Oh Crike(1):	Haha, you've been made fun of!
Oh Crike(2):	Haha, you've been suprised by action!
P
Phat:	Cool beyond belief (ei: That's phat!).
Pimp:	A beastly man who gets all the women.
Posse:	A group of friends, sometimes gathered to fight.
Putz:	A stupid person.
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R
S
Screwed:	Messed up beyond all repair.
Schooled:	Beaten (usually in a sport) terribly.
Shmuck:	Jerk.
Shuu:	Shoot (ei: Shu, man!).
Smack Down:	The put down of a joke, action, or comment.
Spazmonaut:	A person who is totally spazed out.
T
The Island:	A imaginary place invented by Chris F. and I, where we send stupid and annoying people. It is in the middle of the ocean, cut-off from the rest of the world.
The Moor:	A broad open field in Deep Creek, where it is believed that 2 million rabid raccoons run loose a night. You are doomed forever if you mention the moor during night hours.
Tool:	Someone stupid beyond belief.
Toolbox:	An EXTREME tool.
Tooled:	See "Schooled."
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W
Wedge:	Man's simplest tool (stupider than a Tool).
Word to your Mother:	Good day, and please say hello to your parents for me.
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Many of these words were thought up, and are regulatly practiced, by "The Deep Creek Crew." The Deep Creek Crew is a group of 5 friends who traveled to Deep Creek Lake in the winter of '97. We had some kickin' skiing weather (which is what we were there to do). After we had hit the slopes for a day, we came home and spent a little while there. It was then that we made up a huge new vocabulary of words. The DCC has been an annual occurance since 1997.

If you have any questions about ANY of the words on this page (especially if you don't know what they mean, or don't know when to use them), please feel free to mail any of the DCC:

Lawrie-	The animal who knows no fear. Has a super-reliable truck.
Chris-	The single snowboarder in The Deep Creek Crew. Also rips us up in Goldeneye.
Chris-	The beastliest skiier around for his age. Also the host at Deep Creek (he provides the cabin).
Ryan-	The beast who grinded the log at the Snowboard park WITH SKIS! Specializes in gas and going crazy.
Brady-	Also qualifies as a Gas Giant. "Broke his arm" on a "huge mogul." :) Tried to force me to go to West Virginia with him.

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